Dude, your openers rock, I've adapted some of them for my own use. Oh no you're trouble aren't you? Keep it short. It can be a simple protection of her privacy until she gets to know you better. Just don't.
Make sure that you add just a lick of sass to your pre-meet up messages.
I went to OKC instead. Hello, yes, I'd like to sign up to join the religion where we worship your face. Be open about your intent.